like seriously if i was going to describe my older brother it would be like: “he was tall and wide- not like broad shoulders, but wide in the way that you might find if you played around with the ‘curved line’ tool in MSpaint. While the front of his hair looked like he had come out of an apple bobbing tank seconds ago the back of his long, matted ponytail looked so dry it was almost singed. Beneath a thick and dirty mustache was an asymmetrical, curly half-beard that did nothing to conceal his tragic neck, and though he had just come from work his 8-year-old Computer Challenge T-shirt looked like something he’d dragged out of a dumpster that was on fire. His pants were ragged at the ends, the way a socially unconscious high-schooler might get if they chopped off the too-long cuffs with scissors, and the stale-air smell of sedentary lifestyles and built up filth followed him wherever he went. It was fucking 10 degrees out, but he was wearing sandals that were literally inexcusable.”
that’s him. that’s my brother
Regardless of whether you watch Scandal or not, everyone needs to watch this and see Lisa Kudrow fucking nail her scene exploiting misogyny and sexism.
I’m pretty sure that just changed my life.
Don’t interrupt me when I’m speaking.
R.I.P, little girl.